My First Request

ideas
From: josh johnson (xxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com)
Sent: 29 July 2007 06:50:15
To: interminator@hotmail.co.uk



Eating Disorders:
-Obesity
-Anorexia
-Bolemia

Think You Could Do A Good Job With This One And it Would Be Pretty Funny..
Lol i'm Sure There's Even More Eating Disorders That's All i Can think Of
Right Now Though

Turks:
Turks in General... Everyone Hates Them On Tha Net Lol..

Women:
Bitches With Weave Big Fore Heads Or Side Burns..

Here's A Few ideas Lol.. And Dont Forget Tha Emos!

I sure won't forget the emos Joshua. Onto the eating disorders now though;
How in the fuck can someone just watch their weight skyrocket anyway? Don't you notice that you're becoming increasingly more unhealthy and prone to heart attacks? I for one, could not live with myself if I weighed 300 pounds and knowing that I could drop dead anytime. The best things in life come with a good weight. Want proof?

Can you ride rollercoasters if you're extremely overweight? No, there is a weight restriction, probably because anyone of monstrous size would either break the damn harness, bend the tracks, slow the car down or have a goddamn heart attack on the ride.

Bungie jumping? Don't think so.
Sports? Maybe if you intend on losing that gut you should try some sports.

Ok I can't be bothered listing all the things that would be a challenge if you were fat. OH, maybe you're fat to make life more of a challenge? Doubt it, you're probably fat as a result of comfort eating because your life was too much of a challenge in the first place.

My point is; what's so good about being an obese fuck? Not many people would date you, you can't move around as easy. You take up two seats on the bus, you can't go on a lot of themepark rides. ALL you really can do is sit around watching TV and eating leftover takeaways, here's to a great fucking life of constantly being at risk of a heart attack.

What you guys should do is take up smoking, at least you're going to lose your appetite and die of lung cancer at an old age instead of living life as an immobile double decker bus. Don't let yourself get so damn unhealthy, we only get one body and what will you think at age 30 when you've had a quadruple bypass and suffer from heart disease? You won't feel very good about yourself that's for sure. Work out, exercise and enjoy life to the fullest without carrying the burden of obesity.

With that said, people try to lose their weight by starving themselves; which is all good when you're down to a nice weight and your focus should now be set on MAINTAINING IT. But some people don't seem to know what maintain means, and continue starving themselves until they're small enough to fall down a shower drain. How can a DEADLY SKINNY anorexic person look in the mirror and think 'I still need to lose more'?

You know, becoming a walking fishing wire is also not healthy by the way. Know your limits, I know this is easy for a slim guy with a high metabolism to say but eating is for survival purposes, there are plenty of other ways to entertain yourself. Don't give in to temptation and use your will power if you are not happy with your weight. It's your life.

SOME people however, like to compulsively puke their guts out after a meal. Point? getting thin. Well if you didn't eat like a fucking T-Rex and get so damn huge in the first place then you wouldn't be in this mess now would you? But to be honest I really don't mind bulimic people, at least they know they're fat and attempt to lose it, no matter how disgusting and bad for your stomach the process is. Since when was regular exercise and dieting so hard? Are you really that fucking lazy that you cant go for a damn 10 minute jog every morning and resort to puking everything you eat into the toilet? Maybe if it was messy you'd get some exercise cleaning it up but that's nothing.

Like I said, 10 minute jog each morning is a good start, you have ONE body and the more you abuse it, the sooner you'll lose it.

~Interminator.

Today's Youth

Ok first of all I'd just like to say I was high when I wrote that last entry, I just read it right now and I'll admit I laughed.

Onto something that I could rant and rave all day about; and that is today's youth. It really beggars my belief to know that some of these idiots are being SERIOUS when they try and sound smart. Let me think of an example, oh yeah... fucking poetry. Have you noticed that a good amount of middle class 16 year old girls are supposedly living the roughest lives on planet Earth right now? I mean forget the famines and droughts in Africa, THESE BITCHES DIDN'T GET THEIR ALLOWANCE THIS WEEK. TIME TO EMO IT OUT AND WRITE A POEM ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE MY LIFE IS *CUT.

It's even worse when they try to act like a badass because of it. Listen bitch, you're probably a social outcast who's angry at the world for laughing at your immaturity, the world really isn't to blame for all your damn problems. If you had an ounce of intelligence in your feeble mind then you would stop wasting your damn time writing poetry and feeling sorry for yourself, and actually try to overcome these almost non-existent obstacles. YOU ARE A PUSSY, nothing but a lousy bitch. You're sitting here crying about nothing (result of your angst and thinking that God has it out for you) when we have kids living in poverty, cancer patients, people that don't feel sorry for themselves and actually try to make things better. Now I'm not saying ALL poor children and cancer patients don't sit feeling sorry for themselves but at least they have a valid reason right? Haha, I'd put alcoholics in a higher league than angst-filled bitches.

Oh and by the way your poetry sucks. If you want to write poetry you have to know WHAT THE FUCK POETRY IS. It's not just rhyming words at the end of each line, no. That would be a rhyme. But I'm not being paid to teach you fuckers poetry so try Google, you never know what you may find.

Just remember when you type these 'poems' up on Myspace ON YOUR COMPUTER that there's kids in this world who'd cream themselves over a damn calculator.

~Interminator.

a Not So Brief Introduction

Ok let me start my blog of awesomeness with the exciting topic of shorthand writing; or for the more PC-wise readers, a dumbed down version of Leetspeak. Now I'm not going into the details of Leetspeak, because that's what Google is for you tool, so i recommend that you read up on that before I go any further.

Ok now here we go. The fucking point of misspelling words on instant messengers and emails is because they don't take as long to type, hence why I used the term shorthand. Now being the user of MSN that I am, I see a lot of acronyms, shortened words and smileys. But something has always baffled me; some idiots type uber-leet LONGER versions of the words. Ok ok, here's an example right here;

Got = The word.
Gt = What some people shorten it to, me not being one of them, I prefer 'got'.
Gawt = The longer version that idiots use in the faint hope of setting an online trend even though it is completely pointless and makes you look like a worthless bitch. Some even try their luck with 'gawht'. DOESN'T THIS DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF SHORTENING WORDS SO THEY TAKE LESS TIME TO TYPE YOU IMBECILES!? Or should I say 'tyme'? Fuck it, let me go the full hog and say TiiM3. That's FIVE letters, one more than the original spelling. See where I'm going with this? You probably don't and will continue using these words with the faint hope of an online companion thinking 'hey, that's pretty neat, I'm going to do that aswell and soon everyone will be'.

Why don't you fags stick to what you're good at and jump on every bandwagon that comes your way as if they were busses that transported you to the land of acceptance.

Ciao.
~Interminator.

interminator's 1st Blog (Yay)

Oh hey there, I've just signed up to Blogspot and I find the URL I want is currently being used, which is a bitch because whoever has it never uses it. So fuck you. Anyway, welcome to the soon-to-be greatest blog on the web, where I; (frequent smoker of the bush and known talker of shit) Interminator share my views on pretty much everything that makes its way into my view. I can safely say that is a lot of shit, so I'll probably post compulsively on here and you're gonna like it.

For those who want to know a little background info on Mr. Interminator; eat shit. I know this is my first post and anyone who reads will immediately become interested in the phenomenon that is me. But shit, an introduction to me is basically being a lazy shit and providing a short (very short) summary of what's to come because to be honest, I can't be bothered writing up anything about myself or whatever right now.

So the summary you say? I will probably keep my faithful audience up to date with my personal life, although I won't write in depth about it because it's none of your fucking business. I'll post some blogs about my online adventures; they're always fun. I'll post my views about whatever is capturing the public interest at whatever moment in time I write the damn shit, and I will be taking requests.

Sounds fun right? Bet your fucking ass it does. If you wish to request a blog, then email me at interminator@hotmail.co.uk and I will get back to you through a blog ASAP. Well I'm not promising that, so just live with it, oh and don't add me on MSN, I don't use that address and you sure as hell aren't getting the address I do use. That will be all for now, so keep an eye out for my ramblings.

Peace and love!