Ok let me start my blog of awesomeness with the exciting topic of shorthand writing; or for the more PC-wise readers, a dumbed down version of Leetspeak. Now I'm not going into the details of Leetspeak, because that's what Google is for you tool, so i recommend that you read up on that before I go any further.
Ok now here we go. The fucking point of misspelling words on instant messengers and emails is because they don't take as long to type, hence why I used the term shorthand. Now being the user of MSN that I am, I see a lot of acronyms, shortened words and smileys. But something has always baffled me; some idiots type uber-leet LONGER versions of the words. Ok ok, here's an example right here;
Got = The word.
Gt = What some people shorten it to, me not being one of them, I prefer 'got'.
Gawt = The longer version that idiots use in the faint hope of setting an online trend even though it is completely pointless and makes you look like a worthless bitch. Some even try their luck with 'gawht'. DOESN'T THIS DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF SHORTENING WORDS SO THEY TAKE LESS TIME TO TYPE YOU IMBECILES!? Or should I say 'tyme'? Fuck it, let me go the full hog and say TiiM3. That's FIVE letters, one more than the original spelling. See where I'm going with this? You probably don't and will continue using these words with the faint hope of an online companion thinking 'hey, that's pretty neat, I'm going to do that aswell and soon everyone will be'.
Why don't you fags stick to what you're good at and jump on every bandwagon that comes your way as if they were busses that transported you to the land of acceptance.
Ciao.
~Interminator.
Ok now here we go. The fucking point of misspelling words on instant messengers and emails is because they don't take as long to type, hence why I used the term shorthand. Now being the user of MSN that I am, I see a lot of acronyms, shortened words and smileys. But something has always baffled me; some idiots type uber-leet LONGER versions of the words. Ok ok, here's an example right here;
Got = The word.
Gt = What some people shorten it to, me not being one of them, I prefer 'got'.
Gawt = The longer version that idiots use in the faint hope of setting an online trend even though it is completely pointless and makes you look like a worthless bitch. Some even try their luck with 'gawht'. DOESN'T THIS DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF SHORTENING WORDS SO THEY TAKE LESS TIME TO TYPE YOU IMBECILES!? Or should I say 'tyme'? Fuck it, let me go the full hog and say TiiM3. That's FIVE letters, one more than the original spelling. See where I'm going with this? You probably don't and will continue using these words with the faint hope of an online companion thinking 'hey, that's pretty neat, I'm going to do that aswell and soon everyone will be'.
Why don't you fags stick to what you're good at and jump on every bandwagon that comes your way as if they were busses that transported you to the land of acceptance.
Ciao.
~Interminator.
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